What to do on a Saturday when you are snowed in:
1. Wake up at 6am when your honey gets out of bed and help him get the snow off his car so he can start on his journey into the city.
2. Go back to bed because you don't have to go to work today.
3. Wake up again when your honey returns 40 minutes later because he only drove two miles in twenty minutes.
4. Sleep in. Wake up around 9am.
5. Cancel all plans including a drive of more than 3 miles. Even if you are excitedly looking forward to wine and cheese pairings with loved ones, or an annual tree-trimming party. Not today.
6. The three piles of laundry: start washing and enjoy the feeling of productivity.
7. Decorate your Christmas tree (finally)
8. Rejoice when the cable guy comes over (in his van with 4-wheel drive) and installs the cable.
9. Add a vehicle with 4-wheel drive to your Christmas list.
10. Go numb to the world by marveling at the realm of television and watching The Santa Claus.
11. In an attempt to get away from the mind melting T.V, go adventuring to the grocery store.
12. Ask your neighbors if you may borrow their shovel so you can get your car to the street, because you are not prepared for this kind of weather.
13. Stop by Lowe's on your way home to get a shovel and snow salt. Leave sans the shovel because they have sold out.
14. Drive home slowly, wondering when the white stuff will stop falling out of the sky.
15. Make lunch--soup and brie with crackers and fig jam. (mmmmmmmm)
16. Get sucked into cable again and watch trashy t.v.: "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and "Jersey Shore"
17. Finish making the recipe cards you're distributing to your family for Christmas.
18. Walk to the kitchen to make something new.
19. Look out the window and be impressed with the weather: you can no longer see your car.
20. Snuggle on the couch while you finish watching Blades of Glory.
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